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    Beat Jerry - Season Preview 2011

If you are reading this, hopefully it means either you have already registered for the 2011 version of "Beat Jerry" or are about to register. If, somehow, you are reading along now (albeit slowly) but have no intentions of joining the FREE Beat Jerry contest, then I beseech you to reconsider.

Now think about this: When was the last time you were beseeched? In fact, it's entirely possible you have gone your entire life without being beseeched until now. See, just talking about "Beat Jerry" has enriched your life. It's as if Tim Tebow was here.

Tim Tebow, incidentally, could be registering to Beat Jerry any moment now. A direct quote he may have said is "trying to Beat Jerry is even more difficult than being a starting quarterback in the NFL when you are built like a small linebacker. Gosh darn, it's even tough to be a second-string NFL QB but beating Jerry is still a bigger challenge. And when I play Beat Jerry, I feel as if my life has been enriched just by playing."

Yes, he might have said that.

Spoilers: As a preview of the NFL season, here's how everyone will finish and who will win the Super Bowl -- so go no farther if you want to be surprised:

 

AFC

 

East

New England                    11-5

East Rutherford Jets        10-6

Miami                               8-8

Buffalo                             7-9

 

North 

Baltimore                         14-2

Pittsburgh                        10-6

Cleveland                         5-11

Cincinnati                        4-12

 

South

Houston                                 12-4

Indianapolis                            9-7

Tennessee                              4-12

Jacksonville                           4-12 

 

West

San Diego                                12-4

Oakland                                   8-8

Kansas City                              6-10

Denver                                    6-10

 

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NFC

 

East

Dallas                                      13-3

Philadelphia                            11-5

Washington                               7-9

East Rutherford Giants            6-10

 

North

 

Detroit                                         10-6

Green Bay                                    10-6

Chicago                                        6-10

Minnesota                                    6-10

 

South

New Orleans                             11-5

Atlanta                                     10-6

Tampa Bay                                6-10

Carolina                                   2-14 

 

West

St. Louis                                   10-6

Arizona                                     7-9

Seattle                                      6-10

San Francisco                            5-11

 

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AFC Championship

 

Baltimore 24, Houston 21

 

NFC Championship

 

Dallas 42, New Orleans 24

 

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Super Bowl

 

Baltimore 28, Dallas 27

 

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So that's the end of the journey. It was a fun trip. And you will have even more fun by registering now for Beat Jerry.

     Don't make me beseech you again.

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